juiciestass:

protagonized:

jacobesse:

Shit about to go down in my speech textbook.

shohandra and ling ling about to get to weave pulling and karate kicking while megan and ashley are trying to cool it down before someone doesn’t get chicken tonight and someone gets sent back to china

Ummmmmmm???

juiciestass:

protagonized:

jacobesse:

Shit about to go down in my speech textbook.

shohandra and ling ling about to get to weave pulling and karate kicking while megan and ashley are trying to cool it down before someone doesn’t get chicken tonight and someone gets sent back to china

Ummmmmmm???

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

image

harry20l2:

aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

iamthetwickster:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

dean-winchester-is-my-hero:

Matt&Richard

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 

THIS GIFSET IS DIABOLICAL I WANT TO SOB BUT IM IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY

It’s like they’re part of the Fruit of the Loom troupe but with veggies

morebeyoncethanyou:

WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I BUY IT

MOON SAND

blastortoise:

okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:


This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.


This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful